Yes, I am a tourist. I am one of those annoying American backpackers with little cash and a beat up metro map. I try to keep a low profile by keeping my camera tucked carefully away in my bag (not a backpack, mind you) and I've even pretended to read a Parisian newspaper whilst on the subway to avoid potential stares.
I do this because I like to travel unnoticed. I like to tour popular sights without the locals thinking I'm just another one of
them. Even I, who lives in San Francisco, occasionally gawk at those on MUNI with a camera around their neck and I watch as they spin a map in efforts to orient themselves. I don't want to be another person's source of entertainment.
I rose early to make my way to the Notre Dame. Unfortunately, about 200 other people had the same idea but it was definitely a must-see in the 2 and a half days I had in Paris. No worries, I thought. I'll just keep to myself like I usually do and enjoy the architecture and the history.
This was what I had hoped to do. Instead I was herded into the Notre Dame like cattle, ushered past the displays while being blinded by the thousands of flashes (your pictures are gonna turn out horribly, people!), and tried to ignore the touristy vending machines placed throughout the cathedral. You know the kind where you put a penny in plus some euros and out comes the penny flattened into a tacky souvenir. I desperately tried to pretend those weren't there. Because otherwise, the Notre Dame is quite breathtaking.
All this time walking around and I see a lot but have no idea what I'm looking at. I find a quiet corner where there is a description of one of the sculptures. Perfect. I begin to read and I am suddenly pushed to the side by a Japanese tourist who is filming the text on his credit card size Sony handycam. Fine, I'll move, I thought. But then, he continues to step in front of me unconsciously, blocking my view each time I reposition and I am quickly irritated. I finally blurt out, "Jesus, I'm trying to flippin' read!"
And then I realized, I just used His name in vain
in the Notre Dame. I'm going straight to hell.