Debauchery

While all the club members were in panel discussions all day, our team leader was kind enough to give us flexibility with our time, which we constructively used to make a massive wine and cheese run for our late-night activities. But boy, I never expected what was to come. Simply stated: drunken, pseudo-skinny dipping with an acoustic guitar and clarinet duo in the background to set the mood. Let me just start off by saying I did not partake in any of what's listed, but I sure enjoyed being a spectator. Some may view me as "lame" or a "party-pooper" when in reality I am the most clever one in the group! Why submerge myself in chlorine ridden water and run the risk of getting water up my nose when I could stay on deck and keep all the brie and wine to myself! Muah ha ha ha.